…I’ll be at home watching The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant, a film about ‘the intermingling of love and hate.’ What about you?

I’ll be updating my interior decor and clothing accordingly. The mural is of Poussin’s Midas and Bacchus. Surface View could do me something similar. Massive white shag pile – will try Ikea. Bottle of Scotch and blonde wig – got. Happy Valentines!