Slide story
Ever wished you could get downstairs 40% faster?
Ever longed to descend through your home head first?
Ever dreamed that your home would be the only place in the neighbourhood where every child comes to play? All day. All hours.
Ever thought ‘why wouldn’t I want to start my day ass-side on the street in front of all my neighbours?’
Then you need a house slide.
not wishing to gloat or anything, but we have a slide in our house – and you are very welcome to come round and knock 40% off your journey time any time you fancy! xx
Sounds like an idea for making your home into the house from hell to me!
Helen, indeed! Ms style file, did you hire an architect to fashion your stairs into a slide without telling anyone? Respect.
‘fraid not it’s more of a portable than that….http://tinyurl.com/39ps829 (but you can also slide down my banister if you fancy) x
Yes, fraid my hips may not fit in it. But thanks for the offer of the banister.
any time my friend, any time. x