10 best Penis Beakers
It started as a serious trend report on how handles are no longer the thing on your (hot) drinking receptacles. It evolved into something more special after a conversation about that Mums net story. Without further fuss here’s our 10 best Penis Beakers – perfect stocking fillers for that special man in your life.
At 10 and 9 for the rustic bearded earth guy…
…beakers by Tim Hurn from The New Craftsmen and Jennifer Lee.
At 8 & 7 for the outdoorsy camping guy, by Falcon Enamelware and by Abbeyhorn from Makers & Brothers.
At 6 for the guy who loves Japanese design, but prefers to buy local, by Devon-based Keiko Hasegawa from Margaret Howell.
Number 5 for the glitzy guy, the bling man who likes shimmer – by SUS Gallery from Mint and 4 for the understated glamour guy, from French Connection Home.
In at 3 & 2 for the sharp-dressing John Pawson-loving ‘gent’ guy, from Heath Ceramics and Omoi Zakka Shop.
Finally at number 1 for the special, likes to bathe in style and expects a lot to be spent on him guy, oxidised silver and gold-plated copper beakers by Malin Winberg from Sable & Ox (£425 each).
We hope you found this useful.
God I am so behind ,I only just read the Mumsnet story now and it made me laugh out loud! The glitzy selection of beakers certainly covers all sizes…
You’re right! I hand’t spotted that extra selling point of the range.
Thank you for making me laugh aloud….loving the notion, if a little concerned that my daughter might see the email and say ‘mummy? What’s a …?’
p.s. loving the last two.
*shocked face*
This is amazing!
Haha! I am now wondering if we should add penis beakers as a tag or search strong for some of our ceramic vessels… How very funny you are!
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