Well we might have, but you will at least grant us that we’re not called My Friend’s Vibe. American interior designer Kelly Wearstler has no such issues, as I found when I read her blog My Vibe, My Life.

Here’s a typical entry, with Kelly down at the market, vibing with a lettuce. For those of you who aren’t familiar, Kelly is like an American Kelly Hoppen – a glamorous, dare I say it slightly ludicrous TV interio-nista with her own line of homeware, books and even clothes. Her appearances on Top Design (kind of like Changing Rooms) set the US blogosphere alight over her sartorial choices.

Amazing – she looks like Devo mated with a rag rug. I honestly love this look. Anyway, her blog is a conundrum, which started out annoying me and then came to fascinate me. For every one of these (the perfect-est pink velvet sofa I ever saw)…

there’s quite a lot of this…

Click here to see an animation of Kelly waving pink fabric swatches whilst wearing a nipple hat. I urge you.